Coming Soon: More Funny Waters
Aren’t you tired of all the vitamin/health/smart waters in your grocery store? Here’s your chance to make a point, have some fun and do some good. We have several new Funny Waters in “development.” TAPWATER. GLUTENWATER. SWEATWATER. DUMBWATER. Using our cage-free proprietary vapor-distilled purifying crystalline reverse-osmosis double-hydrated electrolyte-enhancing process, we do absolutely nothing except get you to pay for water you would otherwise get for free. Got it? Get ‘em.