Customer Service

Shipping & Delivery

We ship our bottled waters through your choice of US Postal Service Parcel Post, US Postal Service Priority Mail, UPS Second Day Air, and UPS Next Day Air — depending on your preference for cost and estimated delivery time.  The USPS shipping times expressed in the checkout process are not definite: this means that the US Postal Service does not guarantee the exact number of days your shipment will take to arrive by Priority Mail or Parcel Post.  However, the UPS Second Day Air and Next Day Air are guaranteed by the UPS delivery.  Funny Waters is not liable for any lost packages or delays from these shippers.  We have used the best, most reliable packing materials we could find.  However, we cannot be responsible for any breakage, leakage or damaged goods. We use standard published rates by USPS and UPS and do not charge any extra for handling or any add-on expenses.

Returns & Exchanges

Sorry, we cannot accept any returns or exchanges. All sales are final.

Our Water

Our water is bottled and packaged by Deep Rock Water in Denver, Colorado which has been supplying pure artesian water since 1896.

Contact

If you have any question or comments about our customer service, please contact info at funnywaters dot com.